Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I believe in your delicious
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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