Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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