In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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