You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She needs sedatives and a leash
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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