Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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