just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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