DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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