His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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