You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Randomize
