i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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