I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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