i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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