I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The feeling are messing with the penis
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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