I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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