Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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