Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I came so hard my ears popped.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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