My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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