Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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