do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It's rum buckets o'clock
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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