your thong is hanging out like whoa
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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