they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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