David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
two words: eviction party
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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