Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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