i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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