You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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