Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize