Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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