You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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