Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
