she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I need a burrito and a hug.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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