Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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