Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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