don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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