She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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