He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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