That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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