somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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