So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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