Christians are straight up FREAKS
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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