How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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