My sheets look like a crime scene.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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