You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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