It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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