She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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