You surviving the open bar?
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Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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