Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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