you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm always down for nudity.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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