stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Actions speak louder than pants.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
