Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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