i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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