so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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