I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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