Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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