...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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