It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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